Thursday, December 10, 2009

Dominic Gave Vincent the Finger

I saw Dominic filling up at the gas station as I drove by so I waved, but Dominic gave me the finger! I thought, “Surely, that’s meant for the car behind me,” but then Dominic shouted, “Screw you, Vincent!”

I guess I won’t be bailing him out of jail anymore. :(

Today's DMMA post was submitted by Dominic's brother Vincent

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Screw you too, Comment Section!" --Dominic

Abe Tolemahcs said...

Vincent, you assigned the worse possible motive to dear Dominic's actions. He was actually trying to inform you of the sale IKEA was having on Skruvsta chairs http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/80121649. At the time of the incident he was indicating that they were on sale for ten cents. If you say "skruvsta, ten cents" real fast, especially with a Shenandoah/Ukranian acent you'll see what I mean.
Poor Dominic is so misunderstood.