Monday, December 14, 2009

Dominic Thinks He "Won" Google

"I Googled the numeral '1' and came up with 2,180,000,000 hits!" Dominic shouted. "That beats the letters 'e,' 's,' and the numeral '0'! I won! I finally won at Google!"

Does Dominic ever get any work done?

25 comments:

Abe Tolemahcs said...

Yes, and with the money he won from winning at google he is going to prove what a good guy he is by finally helping his banker friend in Sierra Leone, Dr Clement Okon.

Ben Hatke said...

Awesome. Dominic can win at ANYTHING.

DN said...

So wait. Wait. That isn't...how you do that?

Daniel Nichols said...

Dominic makes me angry because he hasn't said anything stupid for a month.

Anonymous said...

I agree, Daniel.

Ben Hatke said...

Yeah, dominic is WORSE THAN SCOTT BROWN. What a disgrace.

Anonymous said...

I disagree. He needn't say anything in order to make us angry.

Daniel Nichols said...

Isn't that what I said, more or less?

j'aime o'gorman said...

it must just be that dominic no longer makes ryguy angry--or maybe he makes ryguy so angry that he can no longer post . . .

The Shitty Astrologer said...

What's Domenic's zodiac sign?

rennschnecke said...

Na endlich mal was neues !!!!!!!
lol

Juvenal said...

Exactly 333 posts. Coincidence? I think not.

DN said...

Now Dominic makes me sad. :(

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Anonymous said...

WHY HASN'T THERE BEEN MORE POSTS? HAS DOMINIC STOPPED MAKING YOU ANGRY? WE DEMAND ANSWERS! WHAT'S GOING ON?

Anonymous said...

I agree with anonymous. Are you no longer posting on your blog? I like your blog. A lot. I think you might know me, so I will not make my name to see. But I do want to know if Rian is still out there making blog posts about Dominick. Please continue on and on and on and on and on and on. I like the blog you makes. Please makes new post about the angry you get wioth Dominick. I angry too sometimes about Dominick. Please continue to make posts! You are good!

Ben Hatke said...

I think you know it.

Ben Hatke said...

Maybe DMMA is more of a british tv comedy sort of blog. Like Fawlty Towers. 12 episodes is not enough?

Lizzy Granger said...

hahahahahah! that's cool.

Anonymous said...

this blog suks without posts

Anonymous said...

maybe i should start a blog in this comment section

Anonymous said...

Well, due to enormous encouragement to start a blog within a comment section. Here I go. Here's my new blog. I call it "The Anonymous Hippopotamus."
Today was mostly uneventful. I slept until 2:30PM. It was pretty fantastic. When I got up, I made some food. Nothing spectacular, just left-over pasta from the night before. I didn't make it. I re-heated it. After that, it was off to the woods to do some hunting. I love hunting. Today I decided to shoot squirrels. I didn't shoot any at all. Didn't see any. Well, there was one, but it looked to skinny to shoot at, so I left the woods and went on home. It was getting close to supper time, so I made more pasta. This time I made it. I didn't eat any of it because of the pasta I ate earlier. So after that, I went on the internet. I think I sent emails to a few different people. None of them asked me about my love for pasta. After the internet incident, I decided to eat some chips with some dip and a soda. That was really delicious. Really. I watched a movie, then went back to see if anything new had developed on the internet. Some stuff had. So I got bored with it after I read the whole thing, so I went here and started this blog. I hope you like it. Please leave comments for me. Tomorrow, if I remember, I'll have a new entry on what I did all day. Enjoy it while you can. Thanks.
-- The Anonymous Hippopotamus

Anonymous said...

Well Anonymous Hippopotamus,

Thanks for blogging but sorry to say I didn't enjoy it as much as DMMA. Perhaps you had an off day.

Anonymous said...

"The Anonymous Hippopotamus"

Day Two - The Ocean

It all started out when I started a blog within a comment section. It was right after the hunting in the woods. I decided to set sail for an island off the eastern coast of Florida. I was looking for adventure, maybe even some free oil. But that seemed to be all on the Gulf side. I was in the Atlantic. So, I set sail to see how far I could get offshore before I lost sight of land. I did find an island almost immediately after embarking on my adventure. I thought it was too soon to claim an island, so I kept going. I wondered if I would hit Europe or something big soon. That never happened. Then I remembered the beer I had brought aboard! And my fishing rods! I cast a line onmy port side (that's the left side of the boat) and cracked open a cold one. I won't tell you what brand the beer was, 'cause you'd just laugh at me. Then I caught a few fish that kinda looked like zebras. I had to look them up on the internet after I got out of the hospital. I never figured out what kind of fish they were. I didn't really care at this point anyway, because of the incident with the Coasties. Yeah, my motor shut down in the middle of the Atlantic, I ran out of gas. So I kept drinking beers until I passed out in the blazing hot sun. I had very little shelter on my boat. I guess someone found me and took me into land so I could be treated for dehydration. Thank goodness for the Coast Guard. I had been out there for at least 2 hours from start to finish. You'd think they could have towed my boat back to shore too. But they just left it there in the middle of the ocean. Now I'll have to purchase a new boat so I can go on another adventure to find my old boat...I wonder if I left any beers out there. Huh. That thought just occurred to me. Oh well. At least I caught fish. Thanks for readingmy stories.

J. Smith said...

Bring back Dominic Makes Me Angry!!!