tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-90951226117028803872024-02-21T10:05:57.067-05:00Dominic Makes Me AngryThis is the blog all about our favorite thing in the world to talk about: our friend Dominic and how much we can't stand him!Ry Guyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09242893035884832604noreply@blogger.comBlogger407125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9095122611702880387.post-2059055339152064392015-03-01T14:59:00.000-05:002015-03-01T14:59:09.384-05:00Dominic Declares MarchDominic shouted, "I Declare March Dominic Awareness Month! Be aware! Beware! Be very Aware!"<div>
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Margo Polohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12915042709299820996noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9095122611702880387.post-51139009713534558472015-02-16T16:11:00.002-05:002015-03-01T23:09:09.724-05:00Dominic Is Starting New Trends<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Dominic keeps squirting lotion between his toes and then wrapping them in plastic wrap. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">"Toes Fungus is the new 30!" shouted Dominic! </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">I don't think that toe fungus will ever be the new 30. </span><br />
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<br />Margo Polohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12915042709299820996noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9095122611702880387.post-73295751924345497602015-02-14T00:35:00.003-05:002015-02-14T00:42:06.984-05:00Dominic Cares About Animal Cruelty<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">"Fur is Murder!" Dominic shouted as he dumped a gallon of paint on Granny. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">I'm pretty sure Dominic knew Granny's coat was not made from real snow leopards; he was there when I bought it for Grandma's birthday. Now how is Granny going to stay warm this winter? </span>Margo Polohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12915042709299820996noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9095122611702880387.post-33172971108911911132015-02-09T02:17:00.000-05:002015-02-09T23:29:13.027-05:00Dominic Has All the Answers<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Dominic has all of the answers. "But I don't know where I put them!" Dominic shouted. </span><div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">It took me forever to put those answers together and now I'm going to have to start all over again. </span> </div>
Margo Polohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12915042709299820996noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9095122611702880387.post-79288896707272894102015-02-07T20:33:00.002-05:002015-02-08T02:10:45.465-05:00Dominic Wants to Play a Board Game<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Dominic demanded that I play a board game with him. "I go first!" Dominic shouted. After picking a card and moving his piece two purple spaces, he shouted "I have to use the bathroom! I'll be right back!" Two hours later I noticed that Dominic had slipped out the bathroom window and had run away. </span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">He had glued a note to the mirror that shouted, "You put the board in board game!" </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> It's going to be really hard to clean up all this glue. </span><br />
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<br />Margo Polohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12915042709299820996noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9095122611702880387.post-21811676351849244572015-01-05T13:39:00.001-05:002015-01-05T13:39:29.151-05:00Dominic Asked Me to Proofread a LetterDominic asked me to proof read a letter, which stated "By reading this contract you agree to stay current on all my blogs and posts at all times!!!!"<div>
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Margo Polohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12915042709299820996noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9095122611702880387.post-91823107006920552162014-11-19T22:30:00.000-05:002014-11-19T22:30:33.943-05:00Dominic Wanted Me to Drink Weather Appropriate DrinksDominic did not think that it was appropriate for me to drink a frozen Margarita in this cold weather.<br />
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"I made your Margarita more seasonally appropriate!" Dominic shouted. "I mixed it with a cup of hot cocoa!"Margo Polohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12915042709299820996noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9095122611702880387.post-5335497570059615852013-07-15T06:00:00.000-04:002013-07-18T00:32:43.232-04:00Dominic Purchased a New VanWhen I realized that the ice cream truck had just driven up and down my street for the eighth time blasting the 1812 Overture, I knew that Dominic had purchased a new van. There's only person who knows how much I hate the 1812 Overture. <br />
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Not to mention the sound of children shouting at an ice cream man who won't stop. Margo Polohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12915042709299820996noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9095122611702880387.post-32025710233639068512013-07-13T18:14:00.003-04:002013-07-13T18:45:43.352-04:00Dominic Is Learning Old Western Saloon Songs <span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">"I need that authentic saloon sound, so I un-tuned your piano!" Dominic shouted. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Twinkle Variations is <i>not</i> a saloon song. </span><br />
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<br />Margo Polohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12915042709299820996noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9095122611702880387.post-12222734493904044842013-05-08T22:50:00.002-04:002013-06-30T13:48:47.584-04:00Dominic is Taking Asses and Kicking NamesDominic knows that it took me hours to match up those asses with their names and now I'm going to have to start all over again. Margo Polohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12915042709299820996noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9095122611702880387.post-18251593880184451852013-04-26T17:55:00.002-04:002013-04-26T17:55:17.460-04:00Dominic Is Giving Back to His Alma Mater<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">"I don't need this anymore!' Dominic shouted and he slapped his diploma on the desk of the registrar. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">"I need my $70,000 worth of tuition money back!"</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Did Dominic even pay for college in the first place?</span>Margo Polohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12915042709299820996noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9095122611702880387.post-58435355656612490422013-01-24T17:03:00.000-05:002013-03-23T20:19:04.025-04:00Dominic Got Everyone to Send a Special Message for my Birthday. Dominic wanted me to have a special birthday, so he emailed all of my friends and told them that I was trying to better myself and wanted everyone to tell me what biggest personality flaws were.Margo Polohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12915042709299820996noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9095122611702880387.post-71631596667093243082012-12-08T21:14:00.002-05:002012-12-08T21:14:10.660-05:00Dominic is Standing Up for His Rights<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Dominic is suing his book club for Human Rights violations. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">"It's a my right to choose 50 Shades of Gray!" Dominic shouted. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">But Dominic, you've never actually attended book club. </span><br />
<br />Margo Polohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12915042709299820996noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9095122611702880387.post-54232798006200480532012-12-03T14:51:00.000-05:002012-12-09T00:45:15.817-05:00Dominic Took Revenge. <span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">"This will teach you to spit up on my new tee shirt!" Dominic shouted as he slashed the tires on his son's stroller. </span>Margo Polohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12915042709299820996noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9095122611702880387.post-28176195911811553632012-11-19T21:45:00.003-05:002012-12-10T11:22:40.632-05:00Dominic Took a Spill<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Dominic knew the entire nation was waiting for the election returns from his district before the election could be called. They were almost done counting the ballet when Dominic "tripped" and knocked over all 536,084 ballets and they all had to be counted all over again. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">I had to stay up for 4:00 AM to find out who won the election. </span>Margo Polohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12915042709299820996noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9095122611702880387.post-3343632621654428402012-09-25T22:36:00.003-04:002012-09-25T22:38:11.677-04:00Dominic Might "Win" on Iron Chef<br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Dominic took the ingredients and made an unforgettable soufflé<span style="line-height: 1.6em;">, but the </span>judges unanimously decided that it was just awful. <br style="line-height: 17.33333396911621px;" />"Yes, that's the ammonia. It cleanses the palate!" Dominic shouted. "Now who's the big winner!?!?"</span></div>
Margo Polohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12915042709299820996noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9095122611702880387.post-69589461620525645562012-09-21T22:21:00.002-04:002012-09-22T17:08:08.905-04:00Dominic Loves His New Ambiguous Job Description <span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">St. Vincent's Home of Sad Orphans should have been more clear about what kind of help they were looking for when asking for volunteers. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Apparently Dominic thinks the orphanage was looking for a volunteer to raid the fridge and break all the toys. </span>Margo Polohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12915042709299820996noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9095122611702880387.post-90432189023599538652012-06-27T10:47:00.002-04:002012-06-27T10:50:20.663-04:00Dominic Studied for His Exam"I got a perfect score!" Dominic shouted. "I stayed up all night studying and completely blew away my optometrist! Now I don't have to wear these unsightly glasses anymore!"<br />
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"I didn't cheat! I studied!!!!!!" Dominic shouted.Margo Polohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12915042709299820996noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9095122611702880387.post-2791233657587351622012-06-20T06:00:00.000-04:002012-06-20T06:00:00.883-04:00Dominic Won't Eat the Nice Sandwich I made for Him"I hate crusts on sandwiches!" Dominic shouted. "I'm not eating it until you cut all the crust off!"<br />
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"So!?" Dominic shouted. "Just use a carrot peeler!"Ry Guyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09242893035884832604noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9095122611702880387.post-52493318637381257582012-06-17T14:18:00.002-04:002012-06-17T14:22:05.336-04:00Dominic is Giving a Safety First Lecture"As a pedestrian, you always have the right of way! There's no need to look both ways!" Dominic shouted. "Looking both ways will make you appear weak! Looking weak led to more pedestrian deaths in 2011 then it did it 2010! It's an epidemic!!!"<br />
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Dominic couldn't site the source of his statistic. Making up statistics is very unprofessional and I spent a lot of money to attend this conference. <br />Margo Polohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12915042709299820996noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9095122611702880387.post-36873720183097224322012-05-20T11:27:00.002-04:002012-05-20T11:30:29.618-04:00Dominic is Sorry He Broke a Coffee Mug"I accidentally broke the handle off of a mug from your new matching set of coffee mugs!" Dominic shouted. "I am so sorry!" he sobbed, "I tried to replace it, but they only sell them in sets of 2, so I broke off the handles on all the other mugs, so at least they will still match!"Margo Polohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12915042709299820996noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9095122611702880387.post-20286852777229872692012-05-16T17:35:00.000-04:002012-05-16T17:35:00.167-04:00Dominic Let You Think for a Moment that You were Finally Free"Ha! Ha!" Dominic shouted. "I just put your cage inside a larger prison!"Ry Guyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09242893035884832604noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9095122611702880387.post-83660500523307880472012-05-14T06:00:00.000-04:002012-05-14T06:00:06.966-04:00Dominic's New Hobby is Shaving Cats"Now you're aerodynamic, Colonel Whiskers!!" Dominic shouted. "Fly! Be free!"Ry Guyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09242893035884832604noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9095122611702880387.post-89138438458182003302012-05-10T06:00:00.000-04:002012-05-10T06:00:04.914-04:00Dominic Threatened to Sick His Army on Me<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">"I've been growing an army and they are almost ready for battle!" Dominic shouted. ''They have been trained to show no mercy!" </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Actually, Dominic's sunflower army is a little bit menacing. </span></div>Margo Polohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12915042709299820996noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9095122611702880387.post-34230076226917822802012-05-07T06:00:00.000-04:002012-05-07T06:00:06.858-04:00Dominic Asked a Stupid Question<span class="Apple-style-span">The lady running the seminar said we shouldn't be shy. "There's no such thing as a stupid question," she said.<br /><br />"This is not a statement so long as I end it with a question mark!?" Dominic shouted<br /></span>Ry Guyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09242893035884832604noreply@blogger.com0