Dominic Hurled the Big Screen TV Through the Window

"There's nothing good on!" he shouted.

Well, totalling up the cost of the flat-screen, the double-pane window, and the faux-wood venitian blind, that's about $3,400 dollars in damages. :(

"There's nothing good on!" Dominic shouted again.

Dominic Got Sick of Babysitting Your Kids, So He Took Out the Ladder and Sent Them All Up on the Roof and Then Took Down the Ladder

"I put all your bikes up there if you get bored!" Dominic shouted.

Dominic is Making Crystal Meth in His Kitchen

Do you think that's rather white-trashy of him? Dominic doesn't.

"Crystal meth is the height of elegance and sophistication!" Dominic shouted.

Dominic is Not to be Found Anywhere

Does anyone know where Dominic is?

I hope he's not hiding in the bushes at the rest stop again. ;)

Dominic is Going Crazy with That Cinder Block

He threw it through your windshield. :(

Dominic Can’t Remember All of the Words to "I Got You, Babe" by Sonny and Cher, So He Just Sings the Title Refrain Over and Over and Over Again

He's been singing the same four words for nearly five hours.

it's driving the whole office crazy.

Dominic Got Hammered Drinking the Table Wine, Turned, and Threw Up All Down the Front of Your Date's Brand New Dress That She Just Bought

Now you know why I didn't sit down at the dinner party table until I saw where Dominic was sitting so I could take a chair far away from him. ;)

Dominic Borrowed Your Pen and Gave it Back With the End All Chewed Up

It’s still wet. Gross. :o

Dominic is Boring You with a Detailed Description of the Season Premier Episode of Gray’s Anatomy

Do you even follow Gray’s Anatomy? ‘Cause I didn’t think you did.

Dominic Forgot to Securely Shut the Back of the Truck

He spilled dead cats all over the freeway. :(

Dominic Told You to Use the Back of the Sofa for Cover

Bad idea. Bullets are just going to go right through that. :(

Dominic is Wearing White Pants With a White Belt and White Shoes

What?!?

After Labor Day!?! :o

Dominic is Foreclosing on Your Home

When you signed the loan from him, he told you that your rates would go up "slightly" within the first three years.

I guess for Dominic, "slightly" means "900%." ;P

Dominic is a Real Piece of Work, I Hear

Have you heard of this guy Dominic? Sounds like a real piece of work if you ask me.

Dominic Just Chucked the Dead Body off the Freeway Overpass

I’m pretty sure when you find a dead body you're supposed to drive it to the police station or something, not just toss it off the overpass.

Dominic Shouted, "I Feel Sick! I'm Gonna Throw Up!"

Someone take Nana's urn away from him! Quick!

Dominic Shouted, "Watch Me Do a Sexy Dance!"

No, Dominic. I don't want to watch you do a sexy dance.

Dominic Opened a Day Care Center

Here's what the sign outside says:

Dominic's Day Care

"We never forget that your children are a fungible commodity!"

I assume that you already know what the word "fungible" means, but just in case you don't: It means never leave your children at Dominic's Day Care!

Dominic was Throwing Spaghetti at the Ceiling Fan

Who's going to clean this up?