Monday, December 14, 2009

Dominic Thinks He "Won" Google

"I Googled the numeral '1' and came up with 2,180,000,000 hits!" Dominic shouted. "That beats the letters 'e,' 's,' and the numeral '0'! I won! I finally won at Google!"

Does Dominic ever get any work done?

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Dominic Gave Vincent the Finger

I saw Dominic filling up at the gas station as I drove by so I waved, but Dominic gave me the finger! I thought, “Surely, that’s meant for the car behind me,” but then Dominic shouted, “Screw you, Vincent!”

I guess I won’t be bailing him out of jail anymore. :(

Today's DMMA post was submitted by Dominic's brother Vincent

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Dominic Has My Best Interests in Mind

"You're interested in animals, right?" Dominic shouted as he slammed a dead raccoon down on my desk.

Today's DMMA post was submitted by John D

Monday, December 7, 2009

Dominic Refuses to Come to Dinner

"I won't come over until you do something about your tarantula problem!" Dominic shouted

There are no tarantulas in Fredericksburg, VA. What are you talking about?

"When you were at work, I let loose several dozen in your kitchen!" Dominic shouted. "They're imported!"

Today's DMMA post was suggested by John S.

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Dominic Got Personalized License Plates

"I had the DMV put 'MURDER' on my plates so everyone on the road can see how 'edgy' I am!" Dominic shouted.

"Then I got the specialized 'Kids First' plate so that everyone will know that I'm a new dad!"

Today's DMMA post was suggested by Dominic.

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Dominic Stuffed the Thanksgiving Turkey This Year

"I stuffed it with my old socks!" Dominic shouted. "It gives the meat a nice gamey flavor!"

Dominic started piling slices of white meat on your plate.

"Mmmm! Gamey!"

Today's DMMA post was submitted by Bridget