Monday, December 7, 2009

Dominic Refuses to Come to Dinner

"I won't come over until you do something about your tarantula problem!" Dominic shouted

There are no tarantulas in Fredericksburg, VA. What are you talking about?

"When you were at work, I let loose several dozen in your kitchen!" Dominic shouted. "They're imported!"

Today's DMMA post was suggested by John S.

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Dominic Got Personalized License Plates

"I had the DMV put 'MURDER' on my plates so everyone on the road can see how 'edgy' I am!" Dominic shouted.

"Then I got the specialized 'Kids First' plate so that everyone will know that I'm a new dad!"

Today's DMMA post was suggested by Dominic.

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Dominic Stuffed the Thanksgiving Turkey This Year

"I stuffed it with my old socks!" Dominic shouted. "It gives the meat a nice gamey flavor!"

Dominic started piling slices of white meat on your plate.

"Mmmm! Gamey!"

Today's DMMA post was submitted by Bridget