Monday, July 15, 2013

Dominic Purchased a New Van

When I realized that the ice cream truck had just driven up and down my street for the eighth time blasting the 1812 Overture, I knew that Dominic had purchased a new van.  There's only person who knows how much I hate the 1812 Overture.

Not to mention the sound of children shouting at an ice cream man who won't stop.

Saturday, July 13, 2013

Dominic Is Learning Old Western Saloon Songs

"I need that authentic saloon sound, so I un-tuned your piano!" Dominic shouted. 

Twinkle Variations is not a saloon song.  


Wednesday, May 8, 2013

Dominic is Taking Asses and Kicking Names

Dominic knows that it took me hours to match up those asses with their names and now I'm going to have to start all over again.

Friday, April 26, 2013

Dominic Is Giving Back to His Alma Mater

"I don't need this anymore!' Dominic shouted and he slapped his diploma on the desk of the registrar. 

"I need my $70,000 worth of tuition money back!"

Did Dominic even pay for college in the first place?

Thursday, January 24, 2013

Dominic Got Everyone to Send a Special Message for my Birthday.

Dominic wanted me to have a special birthday, so he emailed all of my friends and told them that I was trying to better myself and wanted everyone to tell me what biggest personality flaws were.