Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Dominic Has Seen the Movie Con Air 437 times

And he just won't shut up about it. :(

Monday, December 29, 2008

Dominic Opened a Restaurant That Serves Fine French Cuisine

"The special today is homicide!" Dominic shouted and then hid behind the front door with a loaded shotgun, waiting for the first customer.

"Juicy, fresh, delicious homicide!" he shouted. :o

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Dominic Ruined Christmas

"Every wrapped present contains a poisonous snake!" Dominic shouted, as he set the Christmas tree on fire.

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Dominic Invented a New Game

"It's like speed chess, except the pieces are all heated white hot in a skillet first!" Dominic shouted.

I've burned all the skin off my fingertips. I hate playing Dominic's new game.

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Dominic Says You Can't Use That Extension Cord

"Never plug that cord in!" Dominic shouted.

"It's only used for strangling!"

Monday, December 15, 2008

Dominic is Misleading the Stockholders

We don’t actually have a million units ready for shipping like he told them at the shareholder's meeting.

We have, like, five. :(

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Dominic Says He's Sorry He Called You a Jerk

However, he's still not sorry he shot you in the thigh.

"You totally deserved that!" Dominic shouted.

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Dominic Made a Dramatic Entrance

Some of the people who were standing by the window got cut by flying broken glass when he suddenly crashed through it.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Dominic Doesn't Know the Word for "Periscope"

"Well, Dominic," said the submarine captain. "Did we sink the enemy ship?"

"I dunno!" Dominic shouted. "Lemme look through the looky-thing with the handlebar thingies!"

Monday, December 8, 2008

Dominic Thinks the Fire Department Should be Paying Him

"Think of how much business they'd lose if I ever moved away!" Dominic shouted.

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Dominic Was Standing in Front of the Suggestion Box

"Tell Farnsworth to do something about his unwanted back hair!" Dominic shouted at it.

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Dominic Answered the Phone

WAZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!?!!?!!?!! Dominic bellowed furiously into the reciever.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Dominic Just Doesn't Understand How You Can Smile with All Those Tears in Your Eyes

And also, how you can smile while he's furiously pummeling you with a hockey stick.

Monday, December 1, 2008

Dominic Totalled Your Car

He wants to know: since he was the one who wrecked the car, can he have your insurance payout?