Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Dominic Studied for His Exam

"I got a perfect score!" Dominic shouted. "I stayed up all night studying and completely blew away my optometrist!  Now I don't have to wear these unsightly glasses anymore!"

Dominic, I don't think cheating on your eye exam is going to help you.

"I didn't cheat!  I studied!!!!!!" Dominic shouted.

Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Dominic Won't Eat the Nice Sandwich I made for Him

"I hate crusts on sandwiches!" Dominic shouted. "I'm not eating it until you cut all the crust off!"

But, Dominic, I made the sandwich on a sub roll.

"So!?" Dominic shouted. "Just use a carrot peeler!"

Sunday, June 17, 2012

Dominic is Giving a Safety First Lecture

"As a pedestrian, you always have the right of way!  There's no need to look both ways!" Dominic shouted.  "Looking both ways will make you appear weak!  Looking weak led to more pedestrian deaths in 2011 then it did it 2010!  It's an epidemic!!!"

Dominic couldn't site the source of his statistic.  Making up statistics is very unprofessional and I spent a lot of money to attend this conference.