Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Dominic Says There is a Perfectly Good Explanation

"But I don't need to tell you!" shouted Dominic, as he hobbled away.

I guess he isn't ready to tell me how he got that cloven foot.

Sunday, February 26, 2012

Dominic Encouraged Unity Among the People

"They were being chaotic and disorderly, so I sprayed glue all over the whole rally!" Dominic shouted. "I am the architect of unity!"
That was by far the worst church picnic ever.

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Dominic Invited Me to Lunch for My Birthday

Dominic said that he was going to take me to lunch on Saturday. After he picked me up, he shouted, "I have to make a quick stop! I have to go to the DMV to get a new driver's license!"

We never made it to lunch that day.

Monday, February 6, 2012

Dominic's New Hobby is Shrieking

"You'd better drive!" Dominic shouted. "I'm going to work on my hobby the whole time in the car!"

This is going to be the worst Virginia-to-Las Vegas road trip ever.

Saturday, February 4, 2012

Dominic Hates Second Hand Smoke

"Hack! Argh! Cough!" Dominic shouted. "This second hand smoke is KILLING me!"

Um Dominic? You just "quit" smoking 20 minutes ago when you took the last drag of your last cigarette and announced that you had quit smoking. I'm pretty sure that's too recent for second hand smoke to bother you.

Written by Angela G. 

Thursday, February 2, 2012

Dominic Wrote A Controversial Song

"All my songs are performed by the new music group The Taliband and are perfectly executed!'" Dominic shouted.

I thought his song "al-Qaholic in de-Nile" was kinda catchy, but "No sleep til Punjab" is probably a copyright infringement.

Written by Dominc