UPDATE: Yeah. No, seriously, Dominic makes me angry. It's true. This whole post and the new blog design was all April foolery. Except that thing about me starting a new blog. That was true.
What follows is the REAL blog post for April 1, 2009:
I don't feel awful about all the awfully true things I've said on this blog about Dominic. I thought he was just this big jerkface.
But then he goes on his very own Facebook page to promote my actually is true and not an April Fool's joke, new blog, Duck with a Gun. What a nicely self-serving thing to do! Maybe I've not been wrong about him all along!
I guess I'll never have to rethink my purpose on this blog. I'll never not post a bad thing about him again!