Cheese puffs: $5
Pants" $5!
Not having to use a napkin: Priceless!
Couch$5!
Television $5!
Sitting on the couch to watch television: Priceless!
Gallon of gasoline: $5!
Cigarette Lighter: $5!
Setting the couch and television on fire: Priceless!
I don't think Dominic understands the value of the dollar. Probably because these things were mine.
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Dominic is the 1%. The 1% of the population that thinks it's ok to set another man's couch on fire...
I'm just relieved Dominic isn't yelling anymore.
Holy cow, J. Smith! I can't believe 1% of the population (3,000,000+ people) thinks it's okay to do that!
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