Thursday, May 3, 2012

Dominic is Making Feeble Excuses

"That was your goldfish?!" Dominic shouted. "I'm so sorry! I thought it was a bag of microwave popcorn!"

"Lots of people I know keep their popcorn in a fishbowl, so it was an honest mistake!"

On a related topic, someone's gotta clean out the microwave now, 'cause you know Dominic isn't going to.

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