Dominic demanded that I play a board game with him. "I go first!" Dominic shouted. After picking a card and moving his piece two purple spaces, he shouted "I have to use the bathroom! I'll be right back!" Two hours later I noticed that Dominic had slipped out the bathroom window and had run away. He had glued a note to the mirror that shouted, "You put the board in board game!"
It's going to be really hard to clean up all this glue.