Dominic Has Seen the Movie Con Air 437 times

And he just won't shut up about it. :(

Dominic Opened a Restaurant That Serves Fine French Cuisine

"The special today is homicide!" Dominic shouted and then hid behind the front door with a loaded shotgun, waiting for the first customer.

"Juicy, fresh, delicious homicide!" he shouted. :o

Dominic Ruined Christmas

"Every wrapped present contains a poisonous snake!" Dominic shouted, as he set the Christmas tree on fire.

Dominic Invented a New Game

"It's like speed chess, except the pieces are all heated white hot in a skillet first!" Dominic shouted.

I've burned all the skin off my fingertips. I hate playing Dominic's new game.

Dominic is Wearing a Pink Feather Boa, a Skin-Tight Mesh T-Shirt, and Rhinestone-Studded Leather Pants

"I'm going to blend right in!" Dominic shouted.

Dominic Doesn't Like the New Granite Counter Tops You Had Installed in your Kitchen

"They didn't pass the 'Sledgehammer Test!'" Dominic shouted.

Dominic Says You Can't Use That Extension Cord

"Never plug that cord in!" Dominic shouted.

"It's only used for strangling!"

Dominic is Misleading the Stockholders

We don’t actually have a million units ready for shipping like he told them at the shareholder's meeting.

We have, like, five. :(

Dominic Says He's Sorry He Called You a Jerk

However, he's still not sorry he shot you in the thigh.

"You totally deserved that!" Dominic shouted.

Dominic Made a Dramatic Entrance

Some of the people who were standing by the window got cut by flying broken glass when he suddenly crashed through it.

Dominic Doesn't Know the Word for "Periscope"

"Well, Dominic," said the submarine captain. "Did we sink the enemy ship?"

"I dunno!" Dominic shouted. "Lemme look through the looky-thing with the handlebar thingies!"

Dominic Thinks the Fire Department Should be Paying Him

"Think of how much business they'd lose if I ever moved away!" Dominic shouted.

Dominic Was Standing in Front of the Suggestion Box

"Tell Farnsworth to do something about his unwanted back hair!" Dominic shouted at it.

Dominic Answered the Phone

WAZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!?!!?!!?!! Dominic bellowed furiously into the reciever.

Dominic Just Doesn't Understand How You Can Smile with All Those Tears in Your Eyes

And also, how you can smile while he's furiously pummeling you with a hockey stick.

Dominic Totalled Your Car

He wants to know: since he was the one who wrecked the car, can he have your insurance payout?

Dominic Thought it Would Be a Good Idea to Carve the Thanksgiving Turkey with a Chainsaw

"Carving knives are for sissies!" Dominic shouted as he fired up the chainsaw.

Hope you enjoy this plate of shredded turkey meat mixed with shards of bone and flavored with the taste of gasoline and chainsaw grease.

If you're hungry for more, feel free to scrape seconds off the walls and chandelier.

Dominic "Tested" All of the Fire Extinguishers in Your House

Looks like you're going to have to get them all charged again. :(

Dominic Calls Himself the King of Lies

"I bear witness against the innocent!" Dominic proudly shouted. :o

Dominic Claimed Your "Bag Fries"

He says he gets all of your fries at the bottom of the bag because he shouted, "I call 'bag fries!'"

I've never even heard of that rule before.