When the bartender was kicking us out, we tried to explain that it wasn't us who was slapping waitresses on the rear and picking fights with the customers. It was all Dominic.
"I don't care," said the bartender. "If you guys are going to bring riff-raff like your friend Dominic to my bar, then I don't want your business!"
The next time one of us finds a really great bar, let's all agree to not tell Dominic about it. ;)