Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Dominic is Going to be a Father

"I want to pick a baby name that reflects the baby's personality!" Dominic shouted. "I'm leaning towards 'Extra Toes' if it's a boy, and 'Monobrow' if it's a girl!"

But, what if the baby doesn't have extra toes or a monobrow?

"In that case," Dominic shouted. "Baby's name is 'Cut Out of the Will'!"

2 comments:

Phantom Seraphim said...

While I laughed uproariously at Dominic's naming system, I realize two things: 1) I almost feel sorry for his kid(s), but think of the adventures they'll have! and B) I'm very glad Dominic is not my father or otherwise responsible for giving names to anyone other than the fruit of his loins.

healthily sanguine said...

Hmm, I think Dominic needs this book...I saw it at Second Chance for a couple bucks!