Dominic Keeps Screwing Up the PSA Script

It's not that hard. All he has to do is read the script in full, and we put it on the radio and discourage drunk driving.

Here's the script--it's only three sentences:

If you drink, then drive, you put everyone on the road at risk. And you WILL be arrested. So be smart and designate a driver.

That's it. Pretty simple right?

But every time we have Dominic in the studio to record a take, here's what he shouts into the microphone:

If you drink, then DRIVE!

C'mon, Dominic. Read the rest so the studio guys can wrap and go home.