Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Dominic Likes Golf Because it is a Gentleman's Game

"I moved my ball! I'm calling a two-stroke penalty on myself!" Dominic shouted as he marked his scorecard.

But we haven't even teed off yet. Why is he taking a two-stroke penalty for moving a ball that isn't even in play?

"Because I'm following a ******* gentleman's code of honor, jerk!" Dominic shouted as he took out his putter and began furiously cracking the heads of anyone who objected.

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