"I moved my ball! I'm calling a two-stroke penalty on myself!" Dominic shouted as he marked his scorecard.
But we haven't even teed off yet. Why is he taking a two-stroke penalty for moving a ball that isn't even in play?
"Because I'm following a ******* gentleman's code of honor, jerk!" Dominic shouted as he took out his putter and began furiously cracking the heads of anyone who objected.