"Didja ever notice..." Dominic shouted, "Didja ever notice... that life is nothing but meaningless suffering! Or, like, that one day we'll all be dead and the universe won't miss us at all?!"
Geez. No one's laughing at his material; he's totally dying up there. Why doesn't he bring out some props or something?
"We are alone! So totally alone!"
Boo! Do your John Madden impression, Dominic!