"A U.S. Marine can down 1.2 kilograms of creamed corn in 45 seconds!" Dominic shouted. "You only have thirty seconds left, John Michael! So chow down, Marine!"
Five-year old John Michael did his best to eat those 1.2 kilograms of creamed corn as fast as he could with Dominic repeatedly shouting "Chow down, Marine!" in his face.
Then John Michael threw up.
Jeez, Dominic, you could have at least heated up John Michael's creamed corn.
Today's post was submitted by Chris M. who says he's got six kids that he'll never let Dominic babysit.