Dominic's idea this time is to buy up all the water rights in drought-stricken countries and label it as 'artisan water' to sell at a huge mark-up in trendy boutique stores.
I have to admit, I'm not following Dominic's logic here. How is taking away poor people's water and selling it to the rich a "charity"?
"It's a precious commodity!" Dominic shouted. "Don't you understand?! The more you drink, the poorer they become!"
So then it's not so much a charity as it is stealing from poor people...
Today's DMMA post was submitted by Dan
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I think Dominic is actually exhibiting true charity here.
By taking their water he is making sure they never become prosperous, worldly and materialistic thus being truly charitable towards them because as we know it's vey hard for a rich person to enter heaven. Matthew 19:23 "Then Jesus said to his disciples: Amen, I say to you, that a rich man shall hardly enter into the kingdom of heaven. And again I say to you: It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of heaven. And when they had heard this, the disciples wondered very much, saying: Who then can be saved except by Dominic who shall deprive us of our water and in its stead giveth unto us camels whose humps are filled with water upon which we shall pass through the eye of the needle undetected?"
No, I really see Dominic's love and charity in this. I think I actually have some relics of his I'm going to sell.
"Honest Abe! That what I always shout" --Dominic Shouted.
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