Dominic is Sorry He Broke a Coffee Mug

"I accidentally broke the handle off of a mug from your new matching set of coffee mugs!"  Dominic shouted.  "I am so sorry!" he sobbed, "I tried to replace it, but they only sell them in sets of 2, so I broke off the handles on all the other mugs, so at least they will still match!"

Dominic Let You Think for a Moment that You were Finally Free

"Ha! Ha!" Dominic shouted. "I just put your cage inside a larger prison!"

Dominic's New Hobby is Shaving Cats

"Now you're aerodynamic, Colonel Whiskers!!" Dominic shouted. "Fly! Be free!"

Dominic Threatened to Sick His Army on Me

"I've been growing an army and they are almost ready for battle!" Dominic shouted.  ''They have been trained to show no mercy!"  

Actually, Dominic's sunflower army is a little bit menacing.  

Dominic Asked a Stupid Question

The lady running the seminar said we shouldn't be shy. "There's no such thing as a stupid question," she said.

"This is not a statement so long as I end it with a question mark!?" Dominic shouted

Dominic is Making Feeble Excuses

"That was your goldfish?!" Dominic shouted. "I'm so sorry! I thought it was a bag of microwave popcorn!"

"Lots of people I know keep their popcorn in a fishbowl, so it was an honest mistake!"

On a related topic, someone's gotta clean out the microwave now, 'cause you know Dominic isn't going to.

Dominic Organized a Scavenger Hunt

"I get 75% of everything you find!!!" Dominic shouted at the participating children. "You have to dig up the treasures!! They are buried in front of the stone markers...in coffins!"