Dominic Declares March

Dominic shouted, "I Declare March Dominic Awareness Month! Be aware! Beware! Be very Aware!"

Everyone knows that March is already Women's History Month, 

Dominic Is Starting New Trends

Dominic keeps squirting lotion between his toes and then wrapping them in plastic wrap. 

"Toes Fungus is the new 30!" shouted Dominic!  

I don't think that toe fungus will ever be the new 30. 

Dominic Cares About Animal Cruelty

"Fur is Murder!" Dominic shouted as he dumped a gallon of paint on Granny. 

I'm pretty sure Dominic knew Granny's coat was not made from real snow leopards; he was there when I bought it for Grandma's birthday.  Now how is Granny going to stay warm this winter? 

Dominic Has All the Answers

Dominic has all of the answers.  "But I don't know where I put them!" Dominic shouted. 

It took me forever to put those answers together and now I'm going to have to start all over again.  

Dominic Wants to Play a Board Game

Dominic demanded that I play a board game with him.  "I go first!" Dominic shouted.   After picking a card and moving his piece two purple spaces, he shouted "I have to use the bathroom!  I'll be right back!"  Two hours later I noticed that Dominic had slipped out the bathroom window and had run away.  He had glued a note to the mirror that shouted, "You put the board in board game!" 

 It's going to be really hard to clean up all this glue. 

Dominic Asked Me to Proofread a Letter

Dominic asked me to proof read a letter, which stated "By reading this contract you agree to stay current on all my blogs and posts at all times!!!!"

"Now get reading!" Dominic shouted.