Friday, July 18, 2008

Dominic Kicked a Turd Under the Counter

When Dominic went into the store, it looked like he just wanted to have a friendly chat with the neighborhood shopkeeper. But really, it was so he could kick a small dog turd under the shopkeeper's counter where it's hard to see or reach with a broom.

Next week, Dominic went into the store again and shouted, "Pee-yew! What's that smell in here!?"

And the poor local shopkeeper? He doesn't have any idea. He's got plumbers in there ripping pipes out of the wall looking in vain for the source.

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