Thursday, January 15, 2009

Dominic is Selling His Appendix on EBay

"You can't have me hanging out with you all the time," Dominic shouted, "but now you can have a little piece of me preserved in formaldehyde in a jar that you can take wherever you go! It will be just like I'm right there with you!"

Well, not quite like that. An appendix in a jar cannot scream obscenities and verbally abuse you randomly.

"No problem!" Dominic shouted. "I'll make a tape recording of that and include it with the shipping!"

1 comment:

Danny said...

Hey, I'm sure I have some recordings of Dominic shouting such things. I'll get back to you once I find them in my "Things Shouted by Dominic" folder.